2007年8月31日星期五

笑话

曹孟德有一小妾,才貌双全,某日听闻刘皇叔麾下有一将名曰关羽,此君文武全才,乃世所难得之名将,心下不服,欲试其才。某日见关羽,小妾便以双手为笔,划出一个大大的圈形,关羽见之,便以手划出一条长长的弧线;小妾一怔,又伸出一指,关羽见之,便伸双指;小妾点点头,手摆在腹前划了个半圆,关羽见之忙摇摇手。
小妾回去后见到曹操,直对曹操夸关羽有才,她先以旭日问之,关羽以残月应之,她再问其才学当时举世第一吧,关羽却谦虚的表示自己最多第二,她赞关羽满腹经纶,他却摇手表示岂敢岂敢……

关羽回去见到刘备,直对刘备说"曹操的小妾怎么那么无聊,她先说一张大饼,我就说一根油条,她问一根够吗,我说最起码两根,她问那样饱了没?我说不,还没哪……

刘备觉着奇怪,因为刚才张飞过来对他说,他看见关羽同曹操的小妾有一腿,因为他看见那小妾说她那有那么大,而关羽则说他那有那么长,小妾问一次够吗,关羽说最起码干两次,小妾问肚子大了怎么办,最可气关羽竟说不关我事……

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